been formulating a plot

i am going to buy a barn. (houses depreciate but i don't think barns do ?) i would live in it, after adding the following things:
-rope swing (my life will basically be 'romancing the stone' crossed with 'star wars'!)
-fire pole sliding down from one of the lofts (i think when i was a kid we had friends who had one from their loft, but i may have dreamed that. either way i wont that)
-big open kitchen in the corner with a sweet brick oven (don't know what i'd use this for right now [making rice? storing fire cheetohs? warming up my socks?], but i'm pretty sure that someday the urge to learn to cook will hit me, so i will be ready)
-a projector screen for a) epic movies and b) shadow puppet shows
-more swings (i love the movie penelope mainly because she has a swing right in her room)
-baby pandas (contain yourself!)
-a planetarium in one loft
-a killer library in the other loft
-photo gallery
-main floor would be a dance floor. complete with lots of dance parties.
-and this is the BEST part--i think i could come up with a design for a corner of the house that would actually be a goat pen, and it would be open to the outside but also the goats could be inside!!!...this part needs some honing. (goats are one of my favorite three animals, by the way--i just don't want them stinking up my house)

there are lots of other things to add. but not too much, i still want it minimalistic. but this is even better than my plans for living in a schoolbus. WAY better than living in a Corolla.